The attached note:
let me know if you undrestand it
Understand it? Absolutely. Perfectly and clearly as a bell that chimes from the Notre Dame cathedral.
How? Do I read French? Hardly, mes amies. A few words and phrases. But did I get the message? Perfectly. Not a thing was lost in translation! Tout le monde knows exactly what it says. Here's my take on it:
I'm an absolute jerk who thinks you've got nothing better to do with you life than be entertained by my sending you love poetry that I cut a pasted to all the women I'm writing to online. I don't care enough to actually meet you, but I'm staying in contact with you just a little and just in case you're dumb enough to fall for it. And it's in French because French is the language of love. Oo-la-la.
P. S. I can't spell, either.
Baise-toi mon ex-amie!
(Kiss off my ex-friend.)
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