My ex is throwing himslef a birthday party and I'm invited. So I sent him a snappy reply.
Subject: It's all about you...
Of course, that's what I tell people. But it's really all about *me*.
I was about to ask if you were going to make it to my show, but then I realized you work nights. You suck. ;) I'd like to think you would be there otherwise. :)
See you Saturday! Thanks again for throwing a party for me. You're the best!