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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

D's Recipe for Social Disaster

Take 1 stressed out choir teacher on spring break who wants to have fun and add:

1 car accident
1 migraine on and off for 1.5 weeks
1 Celebrex for injured shoulder
1 Flexeril for muscle spasms
2 Tesalon pearls for oncoming cough
4 Alleve for migraine
1 guy hitting on her at restarant (Pops)
1 dating relationship gone awry also at restaurant (Bass)
1 guy with ulterior motives (Bill)
5 glasses of wine
4 course meal of elf-like portions

Make sure teacher doesn't eat all day long from headache and forgets about alcohol warning labels on medications. Add together slowly in an Italian restaurant for 3 hours. Watch all judgement, grace, social polish and emotional control completely disappear as she becomes so intoxicated she doesn't know where she is.

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2 comments:

exchurchmouse said...

Would it be possible for you to avoid any situation where you might run into Bass? It seems like his presence is really affecting you and getting in the way of your fun.

D said...

I'm working on it! Promise.